Thank You Microsoft
Good Morning/Afternoon boys and girls! Today is Tuesday and do you know what that means? No really, do you know ’cause I don’t have a clue. Actually, yes I do. Ladies, today is Halo 2 release day. All across this fine nation, the male gender of all ages are standing in line or by their mailbox waiting for Halo 2 arrive. Why do I say ladies? Because I don’t have an Xbox and therefore I won’t be absorbed in fighting the Covenant. So when your male counterpart won’t give you any attention or even acknowledge your presence…I will. When he’s firing up (no pun intended) Halo 2 on Xbox Live (the online multi-play) and opening up a can of Master Chief…give me a call. Their loss is my gain. And paraphrase a quote that a friend of Matt said the other day, “Halo is the new porn in college dorms.â€
Also, I have a new poll today courtesy of Matt. Thanks dude.
Speaking of Halo, Red vs Blue: Episode 41 – Let’s get together and Episode 42 – You’re the bomb, yo.
A montage of montages, its Strongbad Email #117. Also, be on the lookout for the new Strong Bad DVD which contains the first 100 emails.
This is an awesome work of lego art…but dedicated to cat?
A virtual music keyboard. Because why would you need a virtual computer keyboard?
Good Idea: Trying to convert others to Christianity. Bad Idea: Trying to convert lions to Christianity.
I know this is a little late, but there’s always next year.
Help the rabbit collect the carrots. Silly rabbit.
“The rat got underneath the gas pedal and she hit the brake, and that’s when we went off the road,” he said. “All I remember is being rolled around, like I was in a washing machine.” – Only in Alabama.
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okay, i have a theory on how the kid’s pants got torn. i’m assuming that when a person is about to be involved in an accident, the pucker factor comes into play. a major part of the pucker factor is how far your drawers are drawn into the nether regions of the human body. in such an instance of rolling headlong into a ditch in a bus traveling at high speed i would say the pucker factor was greatly, nay drastically increased. also, you need to take into consideration that these were sheltered kids on this bus(hence an 18 year old on the loser cruiser). yup, i bet he had to visit dr. procto to get those faded glorys back.
and thinking of loser cruiser, i think you’d be happy to know that the rez is sponsoring a Halo 2 tourney. i mean, what’s the deal with this Halo 2 thing? why is everyone so excited over a freakin’ video game. i could think of several things i’d much rather be doing than sitting in front of a TV staring at rich graphics and unsurpassable audio, all while blasting away some crazy alien ship or robot or whatever. i’d much rather be doing something worthwhile, like using roman candles to explode a barrel of gasoline or tossing midgets. now that’s entertainment right there.