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I hope that everyone had a wonderful Thanksgiving! As for me, I went to wonderful back woods Alabama on Thursday to spend some time with the ol’ Starling family. On Saturday, I made an appearance at Bradley’s Country Fun Day . For those of you who couldn’t make it, I was signing printouts of my website and taking pictures with my fans. As a matter of fact, you could probably find a few on eBay right now…

Yeah right! Actually, I was there helping Crossbridge Christian Church put together a child identification kit which basically consists of finger prints, a picture, and vital information. Just in case your child ever went missing or sound like that. I learned a few things on that little adventure. First of all, I have prepared myself of an exciting career in world of booking criminals. Score. Secondly, people are afraid of free stuff. I couldn’t believe the amount of people that didn’t take advantage of this because they thought there was a gimmick. Why yes! Come a get a “free” child ID kit and let us talk about this new herbal breast enhancement. For goodness sake won’t someone please think of the children! [insert shaking of the head in disbelief here]

Well, I hope that everyone has a Happy Monday and I’ll see you tomorrow!

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And speaking of IDs, here a list of beer bottles. You know…just in case.

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  1. bigdaddy c-14 — November 29, 2004 #

    okay so i was at work last night and i was watching this thing on tv about a shoot out in california and officers were down and these guys were outgunning them with assault rifles and stuff. it was a really good show except for one thing…they kept saying the same thing over and over again. they probably could have told the freaking story in 15 minutes but they kept repeating the same stuff about three or four times. they had this one guy go unconciouss about twenty times. i was thinking that if someone goes unconcious one time then that’s pretty much it. no coming in and out of that stuff. anyways, i watched this thing for an hour and a half waiting to see when they were gonna actually show what happened to the gunmen. still nothing. i hoped it wasn’t gonna go on for an hour but the way it looked it was gonna go for two. i eventually gave up and went to sleep. i really did want to know what happened to the gunmen.

  2. RT ID — November 29, 2004 #

    I think we should do identification kits for roommates. You know, in case your roommate ever goes missing. Just put in a picture, a signature, some fingerprints, social security number, bank account number, mothers maiden name, pets name, date of birth, and a blank check just in case.

    I don’t know about signed printouts of your website, but I think all the girls would bid on a signed copy of the picture of the stud with the white 65 mustang coup.

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