Rumors

Could it be? Has Bobby finally worked up the testicular fortitude? Here is a quote from the Tallahassee Mulletwrap:

Bowden used his opening remarks to address FSU’s slow offensive starts this season. The Seminoles earned just 37 yards in the first quarter against Florida but it has been a problem for much of the season.

“I know the answer but it is not something I want to state publicly,” Bowden said.

With Rix technically gone for good, that could only mean one thing: Jeff Bowden. I don’t have a clue as to what we are going to do with him, but I’ve heard that we are looking at Larry Fedora (Offensive Coach from Florida) since he kinda needs a job now. Heck, even an ex-Gator is better that what we’ve got now. Interesting…very interesting. But I wouldn’t expect any announcement until after our bowl game…assuming of course that we go. What am I saying? Of course we’ll go!!

***Update***

Speaking of rumors, I just heard this one:

The soft-spoken software engineer Ken Jennings, who is Jeopardy!’s longest-running champ, could finally get beaten and booted off the pre-taped show tonight after a record 75 appearances, according to numerous Web reports.

“The category is business and industry, and here is the clue, ladies and gentlemen: Most of this firm’s 70,000 seasonal, white-collar employees work only four months a year?”

The theme song starts. “You have 30 seconds,” says Trebek. “Good luck.”

Well, if the trivia pundits are correct, Jennings finally chokes.

A contestant named Nancy guesses H&R Block. Jennings writes FedEx.

Trebek yells, “Nancy, you’re right!” The crowd groans, long and loud.

Sounding like the cat who swallowed the proverbial canary, Trebek wraps up the final minutes of the show: “Nancy Zern, congratulations! You are indeed a giant killer. A new Jeopardy! champion at $14,401!” Then the host continues. “All good things have to come to an end, don’t they? Well, too bad for Ken. But he’s going home with a lot of money — $2½-million [U.S]. Congratulations young man.”

*** End Transmission ***

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Crash test dummy high jump.

This serivce project is up there with installing speed bumps on the wheelchair ramps.