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Shiver me timbers, who left the freezer door open? Probably those silly Canadians gee golly don’t cha know. Seriously, its not supposed to get this cold in Florida. No kidding, I was wearing shorts this past weekend and last night the low was 24. That’s like, below freezing. Heck, I even think RT and I had the air conditioner on as well. Its probably something to do with the lack of seasons we have around here. And as my luck will have it on the rare occasions that it drops freezing, there isn’t a rain cloud in sight.

Snow? Yeah I’ve heard of it and seen it on those new fangled television contraptions. Why once upon a time we had a blizzard in Climax and had about an inch on the ground. If it gets any colder, I’m going to hibernate in the Climax Caves. And just so you know, the author of that site was wrong when they referred to Climax as a village. It’s a city!!! And I don’t want to hear any village idiot jokes either.

Another new Arch Nemesis today!!

Now where did I put my checkbook?

Artie, this game’s for you.

Free Drinks on Canal Street. (Yes, that was a horrible pun.)

Some people should not be allowed near a computer.

You got what it takes to be a Top Dog?

I’m cold…hold my beer.


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  1. Lauren — December 15, 2004 #

    Yay for making my day Joshuastarling.com! :)
    Your post today was perfect for me. A number 1: I HATE CATS and I am always excited to find other people who feel the same. Haha. And speaking of snow, I saw my very first snowfall ever yesterday. It was so neat. You have also helped me along in my quest to find a new vacation spot. I can’t believe I’ve lived my entire life without visiting the Climax Caverns or the pre-historic village of Climax. Do y’all still have some pterodactyls flying around down there?
    Thanks for a fun post!

  2. Sarah — December 15, 2004 #

    Canaidians arent the only ones who know what real cold weather feels like don’t cha know.

  3. GEO RT — December 15, 2004 #

    H’ok! So. Am I the only one who thinks that the shapes of the states in the geography game are a tad bit distorted? Seriously. Who drew that map?
    Got GIS?

    Also, be careful. “Many Georgians are burned each year trying to ignite outdoor fires with gasoline or diesel fuel.”
    Unlike the Alabamians who are burned each year by trying to ignite indoor fires with gasoline or diesel fuel.

    And, for your enjoyment…Sting!

    With her smile as sweet as a warm wind in summer
    She’s got me flying like a bird in a bright June sky
    And then just when she thinks that I’ve got her number
    Brings me down to the ground with her wintry eye
    That’s my baby
    She can be all four seasons in one day

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