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Well boys and girls…where did my weekend go? As most of you probably read on Friday, I was at Sam’s Club on Saturday wrapping presents. Let’s just say that I went in with zero wrapping skillz and came out purddy darn good. I’m sure that’s going to look good on my relationship potential resume. This of was all due in part to my wrapping master, Heather. So maybe the next time I see her at a wrapping event I can say:

We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I met you I was but the learner. Now, *I* am the master.

…and I do believe that was the sound of people at their computers everywhere saying, “Nerd!” However, the largest gift I had wrap was a bike ramp. And even then I had to get Keith to tag team it with me. The most unusual by far…a 30 pack of double quilted toilet paper. Because that peoples is the gift that keeps on giving…all year round.

***Attention***
To all those still in the viewing area. Artie and I are having a ‘Too Cool to Leave Tallahassee’ party tonight 8:00 PM. We’ll be watching a to be determined movie and dining on some of Betty’s, I mean Jillian’s, fine baked goods. Oh, its also a ‘Too Cool to Stay in Athens’ party as well.
***End Message***

Also in an amazing feat, I got all my Christmas shopping done on Friday. Oh, and nothing but love goes out to my eStalker. You keep stalking and I’ll keep posting. Finally, a hearty welcome home to the Sixth Year Senior, who arrived in majestic Bainbridge GA on Saturday.

I updated my Current Events section to make it…well…more current.

White and Drifted Snow, Yo! and the Trogdor Snowglobe.

Get your Spider Man bling just in time for Christmas. Word.

Christmas themed Mini-Putt.

Man, who hoped that leaping to death off of Empire State Building would bring him recognition, can’t be identified.

Welcome to the Screen Shot Archive…for videogames that is.

Learn to fire a Trebuchet…physics style.

“He had good breath, though.” (second story)


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  1. CAP Cap\’n Ron T\ — December 20, 2004 #

    YO,MASTER WRAPPER
    I AM GLAD TO HEAR THAT YOU HAVE ADDED WRAPPING TO YOUR LIST OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS BECAUSE YOUR CRIPPLED UP OLE MOM CERTAINLY HAS A BUNCH OF THEM FOR YOUR TEN THUMB DAD TO DO!!!HINT HINT

  2. Artie: lovable punk #2, dater of fire betty crocker — December 20, 2004 #

    There may be many fire betties, but there is only one Fire Betty Crocker…and she is mine. Yes, I am the lucky one. Yes, I got the Jill. (Thought you would like the reference to fire betties, Matt).

    I am also glad to announce that I am officially lovable Punk #2. See yesterday’s comments for more information.

    New Artie’cle coming soon! Just not sure how soon that will be. But you can re-read the old ones until the new one comes. Keep checking regularly though. Otherwise, I will give you lumps of coal for Christmas.

    Taking the advice given to me by a random glitch in this website, I am going to “slow down cowboy” for the rest of the day.

  3. bigdaddy c-14 — December 20, 2004 #

    so it’s a snowy day here on the rez. what better way to spend it than by surfing the web. maybe i can convince webmaster j aka the wrap master to come and wrap my presents. too bad i haven’t started shopping, yet.

    to the sixth year senior, billy bob wants to say hi. i haven’t allowed him on my computer since that last incident. i’m still getting calls from the FBI and the ATF.

    and remember, when you get your water buffalo’s head stuck in a door do not and i repeat do not spill lima beans on the floor!

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