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Wow…

The other day I mentioned that it was kinda slow at work. During my downtime, I’ve been taking trips back in time and looking through my archives (and snickering like a little school girl). After reading past posts, I’ve come to the conclusion that my recent posts are crap. Well not just any crap but total crap. Therefore in the interest of trying to relive the glory days, here is an attempt:

So I was talking to a friend at a Christmas party the other day and we were sharing some childhood memories. It was there that I think I heard the most [edit: awesomest] (that’s one of dem fancy college terms [edit: not anymore]) words a woman could mutter. She was talking about how as a kid she was a huge tomboy. I’m talking epic proportions here. At one point she actually wished that she were a boy. But then she realized that would mean that she would have to marry a woman one day. And quite frankly, she didn’t want to have to put up with a woman for the rest of her life.

Wow.

Can I get an amen?

Anybody? Bueller…Bueller?

Merry Christmas from Artie.

Let them sing your favorite Christmas carol.

Slingshot Santa

The Greenhouse Effect.

Homemade PS2 Portable.

Mudball.

How not to clean out your fireplace.



4 Comments

  1. RT, the WMJ sympathizer — December 21, 2004 #

    Ok. I know I gave you grief about a previous crappy (pun) posting (see December 13), but for the most part, I am a Webmaster Josh sympathizer. I know it is tough to come up with creative and meaningful propaganda, I mean, postings everyday. Heck, I have to take a creativity hiatus between each of the Artie’cles. And even more heck, you don’t get regular postings in the comments field. So, don’t be so hard on yourself. But if it helps, I have some ideas for new Artie’cles coming soon. Until then…

    I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes…So if you really love Christmas, C’on and let it snow…

  2. websteRT — December 21, 2004 #

    Quick question. The big fancy college term “prolific” confused me. No suprise there. Anyway. In what way was her profound comment prolific?

    Prolific: 1)Producing offspring or fruit in great abundance; fertile. 2)Producing abundant works or results

  3. websteRT, 2 — December 21, 2004 #

    Please note how I misspelled the word “surprise” in the previous comment. Everybody, point and laugh.

  4. Joshua — December 21, 2004 #

    Yeah, everyone knows that I can’t spell and the spell check that I use sucks too. But the funny thing is that I can’t remember what word I was trying to use there.

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