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Tonight we’re going to party like it’s 1999…again. Ok, maybe not. But today is the last day of 2004 and that in itself is amazing. Its just one of those “where has the time gone” type deals. And what’s even scarier than that…in one more month my little corner of cyberspace will be 1 year old. Ah yes…the fruits of my labor…my baby. I say baby because I’ve had to feed and take care of this thing on a daily basis. And speaking of taking care, that stupid online casino tried to spam my comments section about 50 times yesterday. But this time I was ready for them. All of the spam comments were automatically trashed and all I got was a little email that said, “Baleeted“. See Technology. See Technology Work. Work Technology Work. Anyways, back to my one year thing, I’m trying to figure out what to do for the big date. I’m not sure yet, but it will be of epic internet proportions.

(The preceding comments in no way legally bind Webmaster J to
fulfilling anything having to do with epic internet proportions.)

As I said yesterday, this place is empty. I’m the only one in my department and this whole end of the building is dark except for my office. Story of my life…always in the dark. But as my luck would have it, the Plant Manager and HR Manager are here. So that means no streaking down the halls…for now. I’m taking bets on whether or not they leave around lunch. Personally, I’ve got my money on them leaving. But not like it matters, I’m going to put my code face on and conjure up a storm of 1′s and 0′s…like Mickey Mouse on Fantasia.

Finally, please have a safe and happy New Years. Be careful if you are out tonight, watch out for drunk drivers, and always have a designated driver (or call a taxi). If you are in the Tallahassee and need a pick up, call me. Have fun and I’ll see you next year (har har har).

Before and after satellite shots of the tsunami.

Get your type on.

Lottery winner stiffs family.

Urban legend reference center.

Redneck pets.

McDonald’s food chain may soon start with a toxic gas emission instead of just ending with one.


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  1. bigdaddy c-14 — January 02, 2005 #

    so instead of giving a chicken instant death, they want it to suffer longer by having it inhale toxic gases. i don’t think these people have really thought this one out. i mean, instead of an electric shock instantly stopping the chicken’s heart and brain functions they want to induce toxic chemicals into it’s body, therefore making the death process lenghtier and more painstaking. think about it. it wouldn’t die instantly. it would have to first, inhale the chemical. next, it has to allow the chemical to reach it’s lungs. once it reaches it’s lungs, the chemical has to be introduced into it’s circulatory system. only after the chemical reaches the circulatory system it has to make it’s way into the brain to where it will then shut down all motor sensory functions as well as the central nervous system. even at this point the chicken still isn’t dead. it has to wait for the normal death process of all it’s internal organs shutting down and for it’s body’s oxygen supply to be absolutely depleted. it still isn’t dead because at that point it’s only in a state of suspended animation. the actual onset of death doesn’t occur until all brain functions have ceased. that has been been know to take a while, i.e. chopping it’s head off. so in the words of napolean dynamite: “iiidiots.”

  2. Artie — January 03, 2005 #

    Hey. It is 1:20pm on January 03, 2005. Where it today’s posting? Come on buddy. Get out of bed and update the website. Millions of people are relying on you…

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