Sugar Mamaery 101

I realize that I’ve been ranting about work way too much lately. That’s probably because I’ve had the “Office Space” experience more than I care to admit…and post about. Who knows, maybe one day I’ll be able to sit back, laugh, write a screenplay and makes lots of money. If not, I’m always in the market for a sugar mama.

And should the tech market bottom out or my job get out sourced, I’ve always got operation ‘Candy Store’. This is how its going to go down:

Step 1: Get a tan. Whities get no respect.
Step 2: Tone and buff out my legs.
Step 3: Get a delivery job with UPS.
Step 4: Get a delivery route in the richest part of town.
Step 5: Profit.

End Result: I’ve got the uniform, tan, buffed out legs, southern charm, and house after house of potential sugar mama goodness.

Hey, a guy can aspire right?

And in other news, I was actually on AIM the other night. That’s right; I finally made an appearance on AIM. A special thanks goes out to those 9 or so people that decided to instant message me all at once. Talk about a sensory overload. However, I did prove to myself that I can multitask and handle multiple conversations at once. Yeah, that looks good on a resume: “Mastery of mad AIM skillz.”

Finally, I’m having movie night tonight at the Harbin Terrace Theater 223 around 9:00 PM. I’m not sure what we’re watching tonight. I’m leaning towards Shrek 2 or Little Monsters. I feel like going old school tonight. But I’m flying solo tonight since my roommate is on the road with work. Fun stuff. But I hope to see you all there. For those of you who don’t live in the viewing area, I’ll be doing a webcast of the whole event. Yeah right, you can file that one under, “a guy can aspire”.

And remember, Trick loves the kids.

How to speak like a pirate. Because ye never know. Arrrgg…

The Malibu 9.

Hong Kong police arrest mainland men for stealing ‘good luck’ trees.

Nerds at their finest: Practical Jokes at MIT.

Stackopolis.

“Better yarn from your pet than a sheep you never met.”