Comments on: Special Edition Mail Call: Density of Men

By: big daddy C-14

big daddy C-14 — Sat, 26 Feb 2005 21:04:14 +0000

wow, i’ve missed out on a lot since my hiatus from cyberspace.

since having recently severed a relationship with a member of the female species, i just wanted to add a few key comments on this topic.

guys, don’t be afraid to approach a lady. i’ve had more women respond to me being confident in myself and being able to approach them. ladies, this also works in reverse (though i can’t speak for everyone. in my own book this is a big plus).

guys, please…and i beg you, please communicate with your female companion. through my own experience i’ve learned that communication is the most important part of a successful relationship. ladies, please open your ears further for your male companion. you may not want to hear his stories about how big of a mushroom cloud he made with a coke can, a little gasoline, and chlor-tabs but this is what drives him; it’s what makes him feel masculine. on the opposite, don’t play to his ego. that’s the most destructive approach to a meaningful relationship.

above all, be honest with each other.

i’ll leave y’all today with some of the greatest quotes from three of the most influential figures in my life:

“love everybody!” – big kenny

“be excellent to each other” – bill s. preston, esquire

“party on, dudes!” – ted (theodore) logan

By: Bill Nye Science Gal

Bill Nye Science Gal — Fri, 25 Feb 2005 20:42:49 +0000

Are you dense? Find out with this experiment.
The “Am I Dense” experiment.

By: Joshua

Joshua — Fri, 25 Feb 2005 20:23:46 +0000

P-Jilly, are you ok over there? So yeah, I baleeted those problem comments. As for the mail order Russian Fire Betty Crockers, they are still on back order.

By: Doh!

Doh! — Fri, 25 Feb 2005 20:17:26 +0000

I think the science guy is having a hard time with the comments section. Come on Bill.

By: A wise old woman

A wise old woman — Fri, 25 Feb 2005 20:04:03 +0000

You’re right – we spend entirely too much time worrying about love and not enough time being productive. Solution: arranged marriages. Bring on the mail order Russian Fire Betty Crockers!

By: Artie, staying in the bounds

Artie, staying in the bounds — Fri, 25 Feb 2005 20:00:52 +0000

As long as it surpasses all bounds within the bounds of wedlock.

By: Hot and Flirtatious

Hot and Flirtatious — Fri, 25 Feb 2005 19:58:23 +0000

Besides the fact that guys will do many things becuase of a woman, like invent something, or war (think Troy), we also have monks and nuns who aren’t troubled by all these things…I can only assume theres a direct correlation between our society having less productive as compared to the ancients, and the decline in popularity of monks and nuns (eventhough they weren’t ancients)

By: Joshua

Joshua — Fri, 25 Feb 2005 19:49:16 +0000

Sometimes that driving need to procreate surpasses all bounds.

By: Artie, slacking

Artie, slacking — Fri, 25 Feb 2005 19:27:58 +0000

If it wasn’t for this whole love thing, we would probably get a lot more done. We would be much more productive (but not reproductive). But since it is Friday, I don’t really want to think or talk about productivity.

By: A Typical Girl

A Typical Girl — Fri, 25 Feb 2005 19:20:03 +0000

Okay, so I just began to think something through a tad bit…

If there is this much “chemistry”, “overanalyticalness”, “fear of rejection” and “art of attraction” to this boy-girl relationship stuff…

How does ANYTHING ever get done in this world?

How did we ever find the time to sign the Declaration of Independence, win WWII, discover the steam engine, or invent the electric wok?

Things are starting to become clearer right about now.

And thx Joshua for the most recent article. I shall take it to heart.

And, indeed, the Five Love Languages is a terrific piece of literature. I highly suggest everyone read it.

-A Typical Girl <—”Words of affirmation”