As a little Happy Birthday to me, I figured it was time to get a new cell phone. I’ve had a Nokia 3360 for almost three years now and it was past time to get rid of that sucker. Besides, in the land of cell phones, it was approaching the status of Zack Morris’ cell [...]
It isn’t often that I write a post that reeks of pisstivity. But I think that by the time I get finished with this post…it will stink to high heaven. No pun intended.
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I’ve been battling with something over the past few days [...]
I normally don’t post stuff like this, but I got this in my email the other day and I thought it was funny. So today I give a Public Service Annoucement: Top 15 Biblical Ways to Acquire a Wife:
1. Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and [...]
This weekend I had the chance, nay, opportunity to do a little plumbing work Saturday. The objective was to hook up an industrial strength stainless steel sink with three drains and the water lines. In order to prep myself for the task at hand, I loosened my belt a few notches so my butt crack [...]