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Ahoy!

I don’t think I’m going to have time today to post something. I thought that today was going to be a light day at work…but I was wrong…bad wrong. Just remember that I love ya’ll like a fat kid loves cake. And I can assure you that I will not have fun while sitting in meetings and stuff. I’ll try to post something later on today, but for now I’m booked solid past lunch.

[insert grumblings here]

So once again ya’ll have the opportunity to hijack my website.

Enjoy.


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13 Comments

  1. Fat Kid — March 16, 2005 #

    Man… I love me some cake!

  2. Skinny Kid — March 16, 2005 #

    Hey. The fat kid took my cake.

  3. Milton — March 16, 2005 #

    Nina: Now Milton, don’t be greedy, lets pass it along and make sure everyone gets a piece.
    Milton Waddams: Yeah, but last time I didn’t receive a piece.
    Nina: Just pass.
    [the cake passes and everybody but Milton gets a piece]
    Milton Waddams: [whispering] I could set the building on fire

  4. Milton — March 16, 2005 #

    Milton Waddams: The ratio of people to cake is too big.

  5. Artie — March 16, 2005 #

    I had two kinds of cake last night. First, I ate angel food cake. Then, I had strawberry short cake.

    Do any of your meetings involve cake? I thought office meetings should have cake. Mine don’t.

  6. Marie Antoinette — March 16, 2005 #

    Let them eat cake!

  7. hijacker — March 16, 2005 #

    Consider your daily posting hijacked.

  8. Chef Boy Artie — March 16, 2005 #

    Hey. Does anyone have a recipe for either a wok cake or a blob cake?

  9. Lumburgh — March 16, 2005 #

    Hey Milton, How’s it going.
    We’re gonna need to move your desk again…

  10. Milton — March 16, 2005 #

    And I said, I don’t care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I’m, I’m quitting, I’m going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they’ve moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn’t bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it’s not okay because if they take my stapler then I’ll set the building on fire…

  11. A friendly face — March 16, 2005 #

    Sounds like you have had a rough couple of days poor thing. But cheer up it’s almost the weekend :) !

  12. Lauren — March 16, 2005 #

    Looks like somebody really did hijack the website. Boo spammers.

  13. Hijacker — March 17, 2005 #

    Yes. But this is a friendly hijacking.
    Joshua Starling Dot Com is being hijacked out of love.

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