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Happy St. Patty’s Day

Ahoy!

If you are just rolling out of bed…don’t forget to equip yourself in green today. Please don’t do like I did. I got about 30 miles from home and I realized that I don’t have any green on. I’m talking about nothing remotely close to green. My wodrobe today primarily consists of white and red with a hint of orange and yellow. Go me. I mean, not even my boxers are green. And I’ve just been informed that the green highlighter that I have in my front shirt pocket doesn’t count either. Craptastic. Needless to say I’ve already endured a barrage of pinches. I’m just glad no one here is familiar with the dreaded Leprechaun Titty Twister of Death. Ouch. Mucho Ouch.

Last night we had a little get together with all the peoples in my department. Yes boys and girls, I crossed over into the land of manly girlie martinis. It isn’t often that I cross over into that land so I have to take advantage of the situation when I can…especially after the day I had yesterday. Anyways I finally got around to trying a chocolate martini. Yes it was good and yes, I’m secure in my manhood. I just hope no one remembers calling me Tini last night.

Finally, sorry about that crappy post yesterday but sometimes it just can’t be avoided. Lauren, I took care of those spam posts as well. Rock on and Happy St. Patrick’s Day!!

It’s web pages like this that remind me of the reason why the aliens haven’t landed yet.

Quick little puzzle game. Dare I say…”cute”?

On the irony…”Parents of Truant Students Miss Meeting”

A must have item for that jewerly lover.

Storm the house.

The best excuse for missing school ever.



6 Comments

  1. Jumes — March 17, 2005 #

    Your desciription of your wardrobe sounds very clownish. The ladies must love the big floppy red shoes < ('-')>

  2. Joshua — March 17, 2005 #

    It’s the nose…all about the nose.

  3. big daddy C-14 — March 17, 2005 #

    HAPPY ST. PATTY’S!!!

    yes, i am a little over excited about it. but that could be because today is also ‘bracket thursday’. the ncaa basketball tourney starts today. and not even one game into it, my bracket has already started crumbling. go figure. i’m not really a basketball buff so that could also be a good reason. oh well, it’s only five bucks.

    in order to celebrate st. patty’s i’ve decorated my computer with a fun and decorative screensaver from the wonderful people at miller.com. so even if i’m not wearing green full-time today then at least my computer will. come to think about it, the only green that i have to wear is my class ring…i wonder if it still fits…

  4. Noel — March 17, 2005 #

    Dont forget about the Free Jars of Clay Concert tonight!

  5. Irish man for the day — March 18, 2005 #

    top ‘o the mornin to ya.

    ok i’m a little late but it’s still saint patty’s day around here.

  6. Artie — March 18, 2005 #

    It’s ok. I forgot to wear green to work also. So I got pinched there.
    But, when I got home, I put on green and put in a Guinness Pub Draught. So, I was Irish enough for the evening.

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