About As Creative As I Get

20 Comments

1. Joshua — April 21, 2005 #

   Not sure where the blank space is coming from at the top.

   In other news, today’s post is dedicated to that !@#$% boy living in his parent’s basement, angry at the world, and writing viruses. Please go out and get a girlfriend. I had to work late yesterday cleaning up your crap, which cost me my nap. [insert shaking of the fist here]

2. Joshua — April 21, 2005 #

   HA! I fixed it!!! [insert doing the cabbage patch here]

3. Ahh! — April 21, 2005 #

   Your handwriting doesn’t like me today! The links aren’t working! What will I do? Where will I waste my time?

4. Joshua — April 21, 2005 #

   Once again…the luck. So the links should be working now and at least I got the white space down at the bottom. I’ll keep working on it.

5. Mom Gussie — April 21, 2005 #

   I told you and told you about your writing. I see it hasn’t gotten any better!!! Your bad writing did not start in high school, it was much sooner. You missed the great Climax chase last night!!! Magoo got loose!!! He finally gave out at the church across from the old Hurst Grocery store. We had every black boy up and down the street in the chase!! I could have killed him. In fact, I told your Dad to just let him go!! Have fun tonight. Love you

6. big daddy C-14 — April 21, 2005 #

   hey mom gussie, who’s magoo? i’m intrigued by this story and i’m seeking more info. and don’t worry about your son’s handwriting. it could be worse, much worse. mine has been confused with ancient hebrew…

7. Mom Gussie — April 21, 2005 #

   Magoo is our Boston Terrier. He is Josh’s little brother! He stays in the house all the time, he has the live of a privileged dog, why he even sleeps between Capt. Ron and myself, but he decided last night that he had had enough of the good life, he wanted to break free and be his own person(dog). Never fear, he was caught and boy was he a tired puppy dog. Josh can tell you more about his little brother.

8. Joshua — April 21, 2005 #

   Magoo aka “Goober” and “Goob”. Destroyer of shoes…hyperactive terror of Climax. Also needs to go on a diet.

   

9. ARTie — April 21, 2005 #

   Work of art man.

   I had no problem with your handwriting. I also refuse to write in cursive. I do not believe that I have written anything in cursive since middle school. I actually and not sure I even remember how to make all the letters in cursive. Oh well.
   I also write small. My teachers always complained about my handwriting being too small.

   Anyway. Great post, considering the fact that I spent part of my morning transposing notes I took during my training into legible text for everyone else to read.

   Side note: How many computer nerds does it take to open an old school dell? Four.
   The D in Dell is not for design. Nothing a little brute force couldn’t handle this morning.

10. Shake a spear — April 21, 2005 #

    Family feud erupts after teens date; 6 wounded
    Proof that Shakespeare should be banned from school.

    O Miguel, Miguel! wherefore art thou Miguel? Deny thy father and refuse thy name, Or it thou wilt not be, be but sworn my love, and I’ll no longer be a Riojas.”

11. Cursive rocks man — April 21, 2005 #

    I could read nearly all of it, my friend. See, school done you good. I bet all of us viewers of joshuastarling.com would just LOVE to see your cursive….

12. Joshua — April 21, 2005 #

    Just for the record, I probably sat there for 5 min trying to remember how to make a T.

    

    You better enjoy that.

13. Artie — April 21, 2005 #

    How do you make the capital letters G, Q, and Z in cursive?

14. Joshua — April 21, 2005 #

    Here you go man.

15. Mom Gussie — April 21, 2005 #

    your writing looks like Greek or Hebrew or chicken scratch to your Mom!!!

16. Capt' Matt — April 21, 2005 #

    Hey Josh remember “i’m in medschool”
    me – “Dude you don’t even know how to spell MD”

    Also the iPod coppulator is “faster than real time”>>>?

17. Joshua — April 21, 2005 #

    Writing in tongues perhaps?

    Matt, good times my friend. What Matt is referring to is this one time we stopped by a candy store in the mall to stock up on teeth rotting goodness. Just because candy cigs are super cool…man.

    While there, Matt made a reference to my many years of college education while I was signing my credit card receipt. And what does many years in college and bad handwriting make you? Exactly, a doctor.

    So that’s what I told the eleventeen year old girl behind the counter. Of course Matt followed up with his MD comment. As for the eleventeen girl, our flurry of sharp wit and high education left her at a loss for words.

    We have that same effect in the presence of one Hot and Flirtatious.

    “Too hot to handle, too cold to hold”

18. Hot & Flirtatious — April 21, 2005 #

    The silence is actually me holding my tongue because a lot of the time it’s way too easy, like the above comment. That eleventeen year old obviously has no game.

19. big daddy C-14 — April 21, 2005 #

    how would you say shakespeare in espanol? you know, i kind of thought about shakespearean side of that story in florida. but that doesn’t give them a reason to ban shakespeare from the schools. but then again, it is florida…the only place that they’d televise celebrities bowling…badly…very…badly (see ESPN’s bowling night)…and the girl is winning.

    hey josh, nice to know your true connection to li’l brudder!

    *and just to update the bowling story, the girl is using an 8 pound ball*

    i tried using the doctorate approach to the handwriting thing. i gave up when i figured out i’d be in school for ten years. so i digressed to being an EMT. which gave me a reasonable excuse. now that i’m a fireman i don’t know what my excuse is gonna be…

20. Señior Artie — April 22, 2005 #

    Shakespeare in Español would be Sacudida lanza, or, er something like that.