Today’s Update Is…

…sponsored by the “I Ain’t Got Anthing For Today’s Post.” Please choose from the following excuses:

A). Slackness with a hint of laziness and a dash of procrastination.
B.) Not really having a life right now.
C.) Too busy saving puppies and old people.
D.) That Oracle database that decided not to start up after backup this morning.
E.) All of the above.
F.) None of the above.

And the correct answer is (go ahead, click it, you know you want to): D.

So yeah, I just love it when I get to work (early I might add) and I have six voicemails and fifteen emails saying that the database is down. I think a less subtle approach would have been a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant. Not to mention the fact that the coffee machine still dispenses butt flavored coffee (that’s an approximation since I don’t actually know what butt tastes like…but I have a good idea) and the A/C in my office is broken.

Once again, stay in college forever and live our your days in your parent’s basement.

You can file this under, “It’s going to be one of those days.”

Honestly, I think I would rather be taking finals right now. Ok…I lied.

OSLD: Test your knowledge with the Urinal Game.

How to make fire from a chocloate bar and coke can. As must for every junk food junky stranded in the woods.

Play with a Java Face.

Capitan Obvious strikes again at the UN.

What will you look like in 40 years? This is truly awesome.

Levers.

Score one for the weather.