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Ahoy!

Even the great source of office humor and truth (Dilbert) has taken a cheap shot to my current situation. Click here to see the comic. And just for the record, this comic ran in Tuesday’s paper. So just print out this post with comic and go file it under “Ironic”. This was reinforced by a conservation that I had with someone on Monday:

Me: “Yeah, I haven’t had much time to get out lately.”

Unnamed Person: “I hate to break it to you, but you didn’t get out much in the first place.”

Thanks.

Who knows, maybe I’ll be able to get out this weekend and try to find some of that elusive “life” I’ve heard so much about.

OSLD: The Rice Haters Club.

Etch-A-Sketch Art Gallery.

Breakit.

My new hero: Hero Hackers. Time to form up a virtual posse.

Arch Nemesis #5 hard at work: Tampon Science.

BMX Park.

Tip of the Day: When walking into a police station, don’t stand next to your wanted poster.


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12 Comments

  1. Artie — May 26, 2005 #

    Nah man. I’m going to put that in File Thirteen. Who says you have no life. Just yesterday you went out and ate dinner at a restaurant with more televisions than circuit city, bought socks for ipodicus, and watched Kung Fu.
    Anyway, get the grill ready. This is about the only time I am actually looking forward to a Monday.

  2. Wally — May 26, 2005 #

    I used to read, but it’s faster to make up stuff.

  3. Joshua — May 26, 2005 #

    Yeah, after re-reading that, it’s not as bad as it sounds.

  4. dustin — May 26, 2005 #

    *raises hand* I have a question.

    What, exactly, were you and the “Unnamed Person” conserving when you had your conservation?

  5. artie WHITE — May 26, 2005 #

    I think he was conserving the same thing that you and I conserve Dustin. Our pale skin tone.
    By not getting out much, we all remain free from tans.

  6. Un-named person — May 26, 2005 #

    For the record:
    Again Josh I do aplogize for the above comment. It was a tad harsh. And I wouldn’t recomend the book suggested in the comic because I’m pretty sure there are a few people out there who love you. Hang in there cowboy. :)

  7. Number One — May 26, 2005 #

    I <3 Joshua Starling.
    He is my newest non-sexual man crush.

    You should read the book “No. One Will Ever Love You”.

  8. dustin — May 26, 2005 #

    Bah! People that steal my lines suck and deserve a kick to the face.

    How come everyone comments anonymously? Worried about what people might say to you on the internet?

  9. Anonymous — May 26, 2005 #

    I will kick Dustin in the face!

  10. dustin — May 27, 2005 #


    You’ll miss, fall into a bottomless pit, and die of starvation.

  11. T-ra — May 27, 2005 #

    Dustin, you have way too much time on your hands to write on here as much as you do ;) But I guess I do as well….

  12. Artie — May 31, 2005 #

    I <3 Dustin.
    He is my original non-sexual man crush (line borrowed from Dustin).

    And it isn’t anonymous either.
    And I gave credit to Dustin for his creative line.

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