It’s Thursday!!!!!!
With the Fourth of July just around the corner, I’m starting to get stoked for burninations and festive explosions. I can practically feel the burning sensations on the tips of my fingers (because I always get burned). Yeah, fire and me have this love/hate relationship. I love it and it burns me. Yet for [...]
Last night Artie propositioned me to let him have his way with my website today. Seeing as how I can’t resist that sexy beast, here you go:
I know. I know. You can give me grief for not writing an Artie’cle recently, but I am going to really hijack JS.com today.
So here’s my story:
It is almost [...]
Well boys and girls, after staying in my hermit-like cave programming last night, I don’t have anything new to report. So today I will leave you will some fun links and a linguistic test.
After looking over my results, it should be no surprise that 40% of my English is dixie, or in this case, redneck. [...]
6:50 AM. Sunday Morning. Driving around the stadium on the way to church.
“Artie, do you hear something kinda funny?”
“Yeah.”
“Sounds like something caught in the wheel. Better pull over and check it out.”
I’m not going to lie. I was secretly hoping that it was a cat caught in the inner workings of my car…but it wasn’t. [...]