Things I Learned Yesterday

1.) From bible study, falling asleep and not praying will make the baby Jesus cry.
2.) Tera has a lethargic 40 lbs cat that can’t bathe itself.
3.) Children do not know property boundaries. While I was eating at Chic-fil-a yesterday, this kid hops up in my booth and precedes to make a move for my nuggets. His mom did a slow motion, “Nooooooooooooooooo!” and managed to grab him before he made contact.
4.) One corner of my parking lot has been converting into the home edition of “Pimp My Ride”. However, instead of spending thousands of dollars pimping out a ghetto cruiser…they probably spends tens of dollars. I drove into my complex yesterday and found four ghetto machines corralled up like a wagon train with hoods popped and music thumpin. It’s probably the same crew that likes to rev their engine and bottom out the bass at all hours of the night.
5.) If it can, it will go wrong.
6.) A brief night swim is most relaxing.

Now go forth my little ones and use these pearls of wisdom for the greater good of humanity.

OSLD: Just in case you wanted to know that the one millionth decimal place of PI was…you know…for Final Jeopardy.

Jillian, this link’s for you.

Block Head: Make your own lego head.

Today’s “wrong tool for the job” is brought to you by this guy.

Threadbared – making fun of past clothing styles.

Kung fu

I-25 got screwed.