Spring Has Sprung…

Fall has fell…Here comes Summer hot as hell.

Yes, it’s been rather warm down here in the good ol’ South. And by warm I mean a daily average high of 95 with a heat index of 105+. Throw in some humidity and it’s what I like to call “oppressive”. Now, the weather isn’t as hot as designed databases with your woman, but really close.

The sad thing is that the first day of summer isn’t until next week. To quote the obvious, “Looks like another hot summer is upon us”. Which brings me to the latest feature at JS.Com: Advertising. Don’t you think it’s time you had that air conditioner checked by a Sears qualified technician? To find out more information please click…just kidding. I’m not going to whore my website out like that. I’d rather beg for quarters at the bus stop than do that.

At any rate, try to stay cool this weekend.

And remember, stay in drugs and don’t do school. Wait, that didn’t sound right. Oh well.

OSLD: Guide this little guy through the caverns.

All the Futurama Taglines.

Three-in-one: Mini-Games

Good Idea: Taking off in the Good Year Blimp. Bad Idea: Doing it in a thunderstorm.

The most exciting website on the net: the UPC Database.

Koala Lander.

Man, I’ve really gotta pee…boom!!