Highlights
You know things are slow when the following make you laugh:
Watching an old school bus full of Mexicans catch fire. I’ll have to admit that was the perfect way to end my work day yesterday. I was at this intersection right by my apartment and there were two fire trucks and a smoking bus. At first I thought some crazy Tallahassee driver had hit a school bus. Then I realized that school was out for the summer and the tell-tell signs of a Mexi-bus. Sadly, by the time I got there the fire was already put out and the Mexicans had either A.) made a run for it or B.) picked up by immigration services.
And remember, no two Mexicans are not on fire.
Now ask yourself, what could possibly be funnier than a flaming Mexi-bus? A fat, balding, old man in Electronics Boutique wearing this shirt. In retrospect, it was probably more sad than funny. Heck, I’m still trying to figure out what in the world would motivate someone to wear that shirt in public…in the mall no less. The only person that I can think of that has the right to wear that shirt is Artie after he gets hitched to Jillian. At any rate, should I ever snap and attempt to wear something like that, you have my permission to physically restrain me from going outside until I regain my composure.
Sorry, but the princess is in another castle.
OSLD: Get ready to take out some aliens in this nifty game.
Cinema Redux – This explores the idea of distilling a whole film down to one single image.
See Artie, Hurricans are good.
Wrongful Movie Deaths 10-6, 5-1
Rednecks at their finest.
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I'm currently living in Tallahassee, FL where I am a graduate of the Computer Science program at FSU and a C# web developer for a local software company.
Joshua, knowing your love of a good fire, I am sorry you didn’t see the Meximcans(the way Elizabeth says) bail out for higher ground or should that be underground?
No, hurricanes are still bad.
I should get that shirt and wear it after my honeymoon. I think I can do a better job of pulling it off than the guy at the mall. Didn’t you take a pic of him on your cell phone camera?
Redneck v. Hick v. Hillbillie
Round 1
Winner: Redneck
You know you are a Redneck when….. you have uncontrollable anger and the only way to release it is to chase after a car going 80 mph and shoot the drive
Hey Everybody.
Joshua is a busy, busy man this week.
Programming in Java and working all while still trying to have a real life.
So, since there is no post today. I say that we leave him some love.
What’s your favorite part of this website?
I like the comments section and the Arch Nemeses.
I love all of the website, because the person that designed it and keeps it going is my son and he is very special to both his Dad and me. Artie, I also love your comments, but most of all I love you for being my son’s roommate and accountability partner.
personnally i’m not unfavorably partial toward any one section of the website (especially the Ramblings) so I’ll say the Artiecles
I like the Ramblings and Artie’cles too.
Sadly, the Artie’cles are in desperate need of updating.
As far as the good ol’ webmaster. He is a great roommate, a great accountability partner, and a top-notch guy.
HE’S OK I GUESS
Hmmm… this is a tough question you pose, Artie.
I think my favorite part of the actual website used to be the comments section, but I am still infatuated with the new forum, so I guess that’s it now. I mean, it brought life back to the internet, and I usually laugh out loud at least once a day from some of the stuff you guys post.
I do enjoy the Artie’cles and Ramblings when they do come about, but they’re so infrequent that I cannot count them my absolute favorite part of it all… that honor actually must go to the Webmaster himself. I think he’s just great. Big surprise.
Hey.
The Ramblings and Artie’cles are about quality, not quantity. Or, er, something like that.
I’d have to say that my fav are all of the wacky links that get posted up (I have no idea how you find them all) and the forum, its fun to read what people post. Way to go webmaster, you get at least 5 kudos.
I like the (mostly)daily posts, it takes something special to make the normal run of the mill day into a story that entertains many…. or maybe the writr just lives a crazy life. Hard to say I guess, maybe my fav part are the futile files