Take Your Pick

So I was driving to work the other morning when this idiot passes me on a crotch rocket. Normally passing me on a crotch rocket doesn’t qualify one as an idiot, but when we are on a two lane residential road and you pass me doing at least 70 (in a 35) without a helmet…here’s your sign. And that got me thinking, how many different ways can you die in the state of FL? So here’s my list (in no particular order):

1.) Hurricanes.
2.) No helmet law.
3.) The right to defend yourself if you feel slightly threatened law.
4.) Tallahassee drivers.
5.) Sharks.
6.) Alligators.
7.) Old age.
8.) West Nile Virus.
9.) Lightening

I’m sure there are more ways to die than that, but those seemed like the obvious ones. Sorry, but the pansy fireworks didn’t make the list.

I hope that everyone has a safe and Happy 4th. As for me, I have Monday off. So I’ll be programming Java (not fun) and driving up to Climax to party with the fam (fun). And I’ll leave you with this one thought for the weekend:

Tom Cruise is nuttier than a squirrel turd.

OSLD: The grim reality of running away from stuff…just in case.

Rosey Grier’s Needlepoint for Men.

Little Johns Archery (yes, I love these type games).

Irony: National Weather Service Facility Hit By Lightning.

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Nothing says sad like a DUI in a shopping cart.