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Ahoy!

Well, I’m still here. Tallahassee didn’t receive the full wrath of Dennis the Menace, but we got our fair share of rain and wind. Thankfully we didn’t loose power or I would have had to go old school and program by candlelight…on my laptop. It’s either that or use punch cards. On the downside, Dennis did manage to do something to Comcast, so no internet for most of us in Tallahassee (fished in). Heck, I’m having to wire this posting via telegraph. Stop. Please send bandwidth. Stop.

And if that wasn’t bad enough, there appears to be a front moving in that could cause what’s left of Dennis to make a U-Turn. Add that to the tropical depression expected to be a hurricane by this Friday and another system brewing behind it in the Atlantic, and I would say it’s time to break out the ‘Repent Now’ signs.

As Artie would say, the state of Florida is now under a Tropical Storm Hurricane Flash Flood Apocalypse Warning.

Who knew the Four Horsemen were really hurricanes?

This has been your weather update with Joshua Starling.

You stay classy Tallahassee.

OSLD: Dirty hippies…I would like to see that thing try some off roading…in the mountains…down a cliff.

Arch Nemesis #5 at its finest: Home-made pads. No, I can’t make this stuff up.

Arrange the vertices so that no edges overlap.

If your truck full of hay catches fire…don’t swerve to put it out.

The Sad Story of a Stormtrooper.

Notepad Invaders.

21-year old husband, 17-year old wife? Check. Two kids? Check. Public argument? Check. Wife-slapping? Check. Return gunfire to groin? Checkmate.


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  1. dustin — July 11, 2005 #

    The Wraith of Dennis?

  2. Joshua — July 11, 2005 #

    Telegraphs don’t have spell/grammer checks. Stop.

  3. Artie — July 11, 2005 #

    H’ok so. You here’s Florida? That’s a sweet State you might say. Wrong!

    Yes. We are still under an Apocalypse watch.
    Yes. I am still shaking my fist at the Tropics.

  4. dustin — July 11, 2005 #

    Artie-

    If we loaded millions of pounds of ice into the Ocean a few hundred miles off the coast of Africa, would it reduce the number of hurricanes?

  5. Artie — July 12, 2005 #

    Dustin,

    It might help. Cooler water weakens hurricanes.We could dump the ice off the coast of Florida also.

    My thought was to drag ice from the Polar Ice Caps up here. I hear they are melting anyway. So, why not.

  6. Joshua — July 12, 2005 #

    That would seriously make the hippies angry.

  7. dustin — July 12, 2005 #

    ^Two reasons to do it, then!

    Now we just need to pool our money and buy a tug boat off Ebay…

  8. Hardly Working H&F — July 12, 2005 #

    as predicted, the front of my paper this morning said “Dennis becomes a menace in Bartow.”

    The AJC (Atlanta Journal-Constitution) did have a vent I thought you all would enjoy “A balanced diet is a beer in each hand”

  9. Joshua — July 12, 2005 #

    Amen sister.

  10. Matt the Mighty — July 12, 2005 #

    matt smiles

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