The Second Annual Double Deuces Award

Hello boys and girls and Happy Friday! Today I’m pleased to announce that I have selected the recipient of the 2005 Double Deuces Award. This is a prestigious award goes out to a someone or something who thinks they are God’s gift to society. However, in the process of spreading their talent, they screw over people time and time again. Sadly, last year’s winner Chris Rix (see September 13, 2004) could not be on hand today to present the award.

Now may I have the envelope please? And the Second Annual Double Deuces award goes to…

Surprised? I didn’t think so. Normally I would hold off until football season so see if any of our football players would get a nomination. However, Hollywood sealed the deal yesterday with this annoucment:

Optimus Prime has a prime release date: The Fourth of July.

Transformers, the long-planned, live-action movie based on the robot-morphing cartoon, comic and toy franchise, will roll into theaters July 4, 2007, DreamWorks and Paramount Pictures announced Wednesday. Michael Bay (The Island, The Rock) will direct; Steven Spielberg will executive produce.

And… there went my childhood. I swear man; Hollywood making bad movies is like that one kid in gym class that made everyone do push-ups. We all suffer.

Hollywood, we give you a double deuce salute!! May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.

Now I’m officially off my soap box.

I hope that everyone has a great weekend.

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Sonic Boom Town.

Finally someone with luck worse than mine.