Dear State of FL, I demand that you release my roommate at once. I have powerful connections in the FL Republican party and you’ll be sorry. I’m talking two degrees of separation with the Governor. Heck, I’ll even sweeten the deal. We could arrange a trade…say Artie for the plans to the Suppository of Doom? [...]
School. Fall Semester. Six credit hours. Joy. Not really. Yes boys and girls, I’m committing social suicide by deciding to take two classes this semester: Computer Science I (I need the credit) and Discrete Math I. It’s really sad when one of the first handouts a teacher gives you is a little piece of paper [...]
Here we are again, looking at another hurricane with the potential to come this way. I will say that I find it somewhat comical at how people react to this threat. For example, we’ve had a contractor on site this week from NJ who got the heck out of dodge when she found out about [...]
To the person that ate my last serving of my mom’s homemade vegetable soup at work: May you rot and burn in the same level of hell that Sally Struthers is confined to. Please direct all questions to my fist…on my good hand. Sincerely, Joshua OSLD: Taking you back in time, its a virtual Lite-Brite. [...]
I'm currently living in Tallahassee, FL where I am a graduate of the Computer Science program at FSU and a C# web developer for a local software company.