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Well, it appears that the NCAA won’t need the jar of vaseline and a FSU foam #1 finger after all. That’s ok…I don’t want it back. It is a rather nice feeling to put the mighty NCAA in their place. I say mighty because the NCAA just bought out the NIT (Not Important Tournament). Congrads on the monopoly.

I’m still scratching my head over our wonderful President’s comment:

“I don’t think anything has brought them together quite as much as this,” said Wetherell. “Whether you’re a Gator, Hurricane or Bulldog, those entities believe it’s a Florida decision.”

eh…Steve…?

He’s also quoted as saying: “The two things we requested in our appeal were granted,” Wetherell said. “I’m ready to play football, start school and have classes begin and all that kind of stuff.” Translation: “I ready to stop spending money on legal issues and starting making money this fall.”

Oh well, at least we get to continue to use the good Seminole name. And Duke still sucks.

The Folky Tales of Saddy Dumpington.

OSLD: City Jumper game.

What is your Chinese name?

How long can you go with out yawning?

Police battle 200 drunks when train carrying 180,000 crates of beer derails.

Wow. The lengths people will go to prevent you from sitting down.

Drift Game.

Meet the world’s ugliest dog.



11 Comments

  1. matt the hungry — August 24, 2005 #

    if you know me you know i hate FSU with a passion. I truly believe bobby is only 3 yrs away from JoePating. bt im happy about this for 2 reasons. 1)FSU stuck it to the man, 2)The NCAA overstepped their bounds with this one.
    Alas though i was wondering what they would call themselves if the name was forcibly changed…

  2. All State Hater — August 24, 2005 #

    I hate all teams from the State of Drug Dealers but I have to agree with matt on this one. Good to see the NCAA (National Comittee of A**holes Anonymous)isn’t as all powerfull as they think. Although I would have liked to see the black and white striped uniforms of the Florida State Criminoles. Goes with the Miami Cocanines and The Florida Tadpoles. Go Vols!!!!!! (thats for you matt)

  3. dustin — August 24, 2005 #

    Dear NCAA:

  4. matt the hungry — August 24, 2005 #

    vols lick b**ls

  5. All State Hater — August 24, 2005 #

    Vols Kick dawgs in 04 and soon to be 05

  6. Joshua — August 24, 2005 #

    Yes, Vol fans have a rich family history:

  7. Joshua — August 24, 2005 #

    Just because:

  8. All State Hater — August 24, 2005 #

    Yes they do. Of couurse our best family reunion took place in 98.

  9. All State Hater — August 24, 2005 #

    Hey! Its my uncle jim bob and my aunt betty joe!

  10. matt the hungry — August 24, 2005 #

    last time you ran your mouth like this we rolled in Knelling Stadium and whooped the crap out of ya. what was the score that yr let think about looking up at the score board from the end zone …
    ohh yes i remember now 41-14…
    or something like that

  11. All State Hater — August 24, 2005 #

    What was last years score?

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