Bonus and Not So Bonus

So the other day I go with Kari to pick up her new rental car (while her VW Bug is getting fixed). I guess I should first mention that she already had a rental, a POS Lancer, that she was unhappy with for the previous mentioned reason. Being a customer satisfaction orientated business, the rental company offered to hook her up with a Pontiac Vibe. Not too shabby.

As soon as we hop in the Vibe Kari says, “It smells like [insert something that smells funky here because I can't remember what she said since I'm getting old] in here.” I say, “It kinda smells like paintballs.” Just as we are about to pull out of the lot, Kari notices a CD in the visor. Its a burned CD entitled “Da boys in da hood 2005.” Score! Then Kari says, “Let’s see what else we can find in here!”

I dig around in the passenger area and find a rather new and nice lighter. Bonus!!! I pocket that jewel and continue on my hunt. Meanwhile, Kari is rootin’ under her seat as we drive down the road. “Hey…I think there’s a bottle under my seat!” A bottle? Hmmmm…this could be interesting. “I can’t get it! I’m going to push it out to the back floor board. Tell me what it is!”

Ahhhhh!!!! Out popped half a bottle of milk. Yes milk. I don’t know how long it had been there, but that would probably explain the smell.

No, I didn’t stick around long enough to check out the expiration date on the bottle. I can say that it wan’t chunky. But then again it was hot in the car.

I’m sure there’s a lesson to be learned somewhere in all that.

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