All Sophisticated Like

Attention n00bs: Today I have to spend three and a half hours in a “Our Commitments and Treating Each Other with Respect” training session.

Otherwise known as charm school.

Just let me clarify that I did not do a dad’gum thing to invoke a need for this training. Its required for all the lazy, slack employees within the corporation. Not that I need it or anything…just all those ‘necks I work with. That’s right you heard me. And while you’re at it ladies, you can take your sweet lil’ sugarbun self and get me a cup of coffee. Baby.

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I keed, I keed.

Talking like that here at work probably wouldn’t get me fired…just slapped around a bit by the ladies.

So expect a kinder, gentler, more refined Joshua for tomorrow’s post…and a full report on how you to, can r-e-s-p-e-c-t others.

I got to have (just a little bit)
A little respect (just a little bit) – Aretha Franklin

A slightly geeky tattoo.

Twistingo.

Superman hospitalized after consuming several bottles of red wine, leaping from fourth-floor window.

San Francisco in Jell-O.

Tangram.

Grenade stash found in Pennsylvania river. Sheriff calms fears by assuring residents they were probably just left over from the Gulf War. Which apparently was fought there.