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Happy Thanksgiving Eve everyone!! I can’t believe that Thanksgiving is here already! Crazy!

As for this webmaster, I’ll be doing a wee bit of Thanksgiving traveling. Tomorrow Kari and I are head to backwoods Ala-BAMA to turkey it up with the Starling clan. Yes…I’m taking Kari to meet the family. Don’t ask me what I’m thinking. Although I can say with confidence that she’ll come back with loads of embarrassing stories about moi. Either that or she’ll come back slightly scarred. Hmmmmm…slightly scarring my woman or embarrassing myself…choices choices…

Later on that night I’ll be attending a shindig of eporkic proportions. Artimus is planning to have roasted pig at one of his wedding functions. So in true pagan Cuban fashion, he’s going to do a test run using a moho pig and this engineering feat tomorrow night. Seriously, there will be enough pig goodness for all.

Then on Friday I’ll be with Kari and her family in Tallahassee. I’m looking forward to spending some time with her family and probably getting schooled in whatever card game they decide to play. Yes, Kari hails from a card playing family so I have a rather steep learning curve. Its all good though. Good times shall be had.

Finally on Saturday we’ve got annual battle against the Gators. Last year they beat us at home and the year before that FSU beat them at the Swamp. This year’s battle will be one of which team is going to suck the least. This is probably the least exciting this rivalry game has been in years. Also on Saturday Climax will be hosting its annual Swine Time festival. Ummmm…chitin goodness!!

Have fun and safe travels everyone!

Cassettes…remember these?

Redline Rumble 2.

FYI – Throwing computers at police just makes them mad.

Turducken!!

Jedi Trainer 2.0.

Escaped cons pose as Tulane fraternity members washed away by Katrina, get accepted into Tennessee chapter. Date coeds, party and no one notices.



4 Comments

  1. your long lost neice(weezer) — November 23, 2005 #

    oh be scared josh, be scared!! all the jacks will be there, i hope she’s up to a bunch of football!! see ya’ll tomorrow.

  2. your long lost neice(weezer) — November 28, 2005 #

    what happened? i thought gators were gonna choke. ya’ll just about got shut out!!

  3. Joshua — November 28, 2005 #

    But we didn’t…and that’s the important thing.

  4. your long lost neice(weezer) — November 29, 2005 #

    yea, yea. whatever. say what you want.

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