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Happy Friday the 13th everyone. As always, there is an advisory out today for hockey mask wearing, machete wielding killers. Don’t forget to stay away from camp sites and lakes…especially those with two high school cheerleaders, a jock or two, two average guys and a girl. Oh, don’t forget the token ethnic person. (The latter in no way refers by any means to anything MLK related and it purely coincidental.)

Well boys and girls, looks like we are facing another three day weekend. What a shame right? Heck no! I’m taking advantage of this long weekend to go on a little road trip. Kari and her family use this weekend every year to travel up to Gatlinburg TN for a little getaway and I’m invited this year! w00t w00t, l33t l33t! I’m looking forward to getting out of Tallahassee for a bit and spending some time in the mountains. The 100% accurate weather server has predicted snow Saturday night! Man that would be awesomely sweet as I’ve only seen snow once and flurries twice.

But before I leave, I’ve got a special treat for you: A new Rambling!!!

And just for the record, ya’ll came about this close | | to not having anything today because my Firefox browser crapped out on me. Thankfully I had saved all my precious work.

Have a great weekend everyone and I’ll see you next week!

A little late but: It’s a wonderful internet!

Blue Bear.

Woman survives for six days in wrecked vehicle by sucking moisture from a towel. Misses record for most days of consecutive sucking, still held by Duke University Football Team.

Best Blonde Joke Ever.

Playing with Fire.

Arizona ski resort to make yellow snow. Urine trouble if you fall over.



9 Comments

  1. First Mate — January 13, 2006 #

    It’s really hard for me to understand how all of you have rarely seen snow…it’s so crazy…i’ve heard it’s not fun to live it, but oh so much fun to visit.

  2. Joshua — January 13, 2006 #

    Yeah, it isn’t something I would like to experience for more than a day or two. I hear it gets really nasty on the sides of roads.

  3. First Mate — January 13, 2006 #

    it does…but the good snow is fun to play in

  4. Joshua — January 13, 2006 #

    NOT the yellow snow.

  5. Matt Revived — January 13, 2006 #

    ive got a “lemonade” flavored snow cone for you josh

  6. Joshua — January 13, 2006 #

    Rogue Yellow Snow?

  7. Matt Revived — January 13, 2006 #

    the duece-duece of yellow snow

  8. Joshua — January 13, 2006 #

  9. Rogue Drinking Artie — January 13, 2006 #

    Heck yes. I love me some Rogue.
    Anyway. Snow is nice to be in for a day or two, but after that…it gets old. It turns muddy.

    But as for the lady who survived by sucking on a towel… it is probably a good thing for her that she read the Hitchhiker’s Guide.

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