Happy Valentine’s Day

OK, first and foremost, I am alive. I still live and breathe and the passion for posting still flows in my veins. I’ve just been buried under a mountain of work. I believe that I’m starting to see some light. Well, at least until the end of the month when mid-terms arrive. Booooo hisssssss.

Anyways, today is Valentine’s Day for some and Singles Awareness Day (S.A.D) for others. For me, this is the first actual Valentine’s Day post in the history of JS.com. Until now they have all been S.A.D. postings. Now I know that there have been some people riding the bitter bus on the forum about today, so I’ll keep this part of the post to a minimum. BB riders and puppy killers may want to skip down to the next section. [mushystuff] Kari, sweetheart, I love you and I’m glad I get to share today with you! Thanks for being in my life to make today special. Happy Valentine’s Day!![/mushystuff]

Now on to something hopefully everyone can get a laugh out of. Last year I mentioned V-Day. What is V-Day you ask? Well, feminists (or feminazis in this case) have taken up today as their worldwide woman liberation day. The “V” in “V-Day” (according to them) stands for valentine, victory, and…um…assorted female anatomy. Of course it just so happens to fall on Valentine’s day. Clever clever. So this year I figured I would see if the “movement” was still active and do a bit of a follow-up report.

To answer the question, yes the movement lives on. Lets take a moment to visit some of the finer points of their site. First up, you can purchase (via auction) a Slumber Party Weekend with Kathy Griffin in LA. How cool is that? You can win a pillow fight with a celebrity/comedian and her friends. I scanned the fine print and I didn’t see where it was limited to female liberators only. Not too shabby. However, I have the feeling that any man winning the auction would be attacked by troves of mangry women. It could be a trap.

I also noticed that they have expanded the site to include a store. How you can sport your V-Day pride in style. Unless of course you are this guy…who is forever exiled from the brotherhood. Even if there was a freak accident where he had to save Charlton Heston from a burning building that was being swallowed by an earthquake while dodging burning meteors and terroists…he still wouldn’t be able to get back his man card. Oh, you can also get some V-Tea…???…??? As a matter of fact, if you don’t have any plans tonight, V-Day is hosting an event at FSU. Joy.

And…well…I wasn’t really sure where I was going with all of that. Oh well, I hope you got a laugh and eased some the tension of S.A.D.

Remember, I love you all.

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