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Coffee Nazi
I learned a very valuable lesson yesterday: Never piss off the janitor/maid/housekeeping type at work. I walked into the kitchen yesterday morning about 7:40 AM to avoid the morning rush the coffee pot. Our housekeeper was there complaining how no one, at the very least, will rinse out the coffee pot between uses. Apparently it [...]
The South Is Great
Hap Hap Happy Monday Everyone! Before I get into my weekend roundup, let me tell you while I love the South. Down here we have gas station attendants that look like lunch lady school rejects. These attendants go around changing out all the trash bags in the bins next to the pumps. They perform this [...]
Low Key
It’s Friday!!!!! Woo hooooooo!!1! I really don’t have a whole lot to say today. I finally got my I changed to an A in OODA but I’m still waiting for my DMII grade to change [insert general pisstivity here]. On a more postitive note, Kari and I celebrated 11 months yesterday. Wow. Just wow. Its [...]
The Butt Crack of Butt Crack’s Dawn
Just for the record, getting up at 4:44 AM sucks. Really sucks. If someone ever says, “Hey! Wouldn’t be a great idea if we woke up before 5 AM?!” You’re answer is: “NO!” Despite the fact there was almost a full moon, it was pitch black dark. There wasn’t much traffic and it didn’t take [...]