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Fri…fri…fri…FRIDAAAAAAAY!! [insert angry white people System of a Down-esque music here]

Finally. It’s been somewhat of a long week with my paper and everything else happening at work. I know my troubles don’t hold a candle to Kari this week. She’s been sick AND running VBS at her church all week. Sweetheart, General Patton would be proud.

And speaking of her hottness, this weekend we will celebrate our big one year anniversary. Can I get a w00t w00t, l33t l33t?! Man, its hard to believe that an entire year has gone by already! It seems like only yesterday we decided to give it another go and its been upward and onward from there. Unfortunately we have to hold off our big celebration plans until early next week because she has VBS tonight, we have two weddings (I didn’t tell you we were Mormon?) and a party tomorrow, and Father’s Day on Sunday (Mom, I still need to know what you guys are going to do). [sappyloveydovey] I love you sweetheart and thanks for an awesome year. I look forward to many, many more! [/sappyloveydovey]

In other news, Artie and I hit the big 70 beer mark at B*Merrells. We were rewarded with a golf towel and cooler respectively. That puts us slightly over the half way mark and well on our way to Wall of Foam fame. Capt Matt was on hand to partake in the festivites. Sadly, our favorite waitress is going home for the rest of the summer. It was quite the bi-polar night: Hurray for beer…booo for Caroline.

On a more positive note, we’ve taken quite a shinning to this beer: Sapporo. The 22 oz. cans are made from spent uranium depleted tank shell casings. They are practically indestructible and would kill yourself trying to crush it on your forehead. Japanese engineering at it’s finest. Perhaps they could have won the Pacific war with those. We will never know.

Well, that’s it for me. Have a great weekend and you stay classy Tallahassee.

Digital editions of all of Shakespeare’s plays in one handy place.

Roly Poly.

Not to be outdone by the idiot looking for gold, another man has to call police to help him after he gets stuck in a hole in his front yard. Bonus: he got trapped after he hit a water main and kept digging.

This guy draws faces on his finger.

Hotshots.

Drunk man attacks coral snake with branches and beer bottles. Floridian 0, Coral Snake 1.