Happy Halloween

Uhhhh…brains….

Before I get to the fleshy goodness of today’s post, I’ve got a little announcement:

That is all.

So I think I’ll actually dress up for this Halloween. I’ve got two plans, both of which are degrading, yet funny, on many levels:

Plan A: Best Buy Geek Squad. I’ve already got the outfit and it wouldn’t be hard to act the part. I just really hate the whole Geek Squad idea.

Plan B: Redneck. I did this one a few years ago, but it was a NASCAR themed ‘neck. This year it would be more of a huntin’ theme: camo overalls, mullet wig, no shirt, and a can of Natty Light. Again, it would not be hard to act the part. Besides, the ladies love the mullet wig. If I wasn’t already engaged, I could have my pick of the finest trailer park ladies. Heck, I would be willing to bet I could get one with almost a full set of teeth. Talk about a keeper!!

I really wanted to go as a scary clown but I could not find a clown outfit. I had the mask, hands, and shoes down, but no clothes. And trust me…no one wants to see a nekked scary clown. That would scar you for life.

[insert circus music and mental scarring here]

Have a safe and happy Halloween everyone!

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Halloween Puzzle (hat tip to Heather).

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