ZOMG Update!

Yes, I know…an entire month. An entire month of being Joshua Starling content-less. It has been awhile…so allow me to reintroduce myself:

I’m name is Joshua Starling…and since I last posted, I recently got married…or hitched as we like to call it in these parts, went on a honeymoon, and moved. For the most part, the last month has been the following:

Week 1: Trying to pack and move all my stuff into my bride’s (Kari) house.

Week 2: Trying to get married and stay sane. A difficult feat at best.

Week 3: Honeymooning

Week 4: Coming back from the honeymoon to find that nothing had really been accomplished. So since I got back on the 24th, I’ve only had two days off from work (Sun, May 27th and Mon, May 28th). Since then I’ve worked approx 110 hours and I’m currently working the 10th straight day.

So between trying to unpack, fix up the house, fending of sinus attacks (from all the smoke via wildfires), and not working my little hiney off, I’ve been nonexistent on the internets.

But you didn’t need me to tell you that did you.

No, in fact, there have been rumors and threatenings of coups and riots if I didn’t start posting soon. So here, hopefully this will quell the angry villagers beating at the digital door with torches and pitchforks.

Hopefully.

Well, that’s about it for me today. I should be able to churn out more goodness soon.

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