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Happy Monday everyone! I hope that everyone had a great weekend?

As for me, it was an OK weekend. Saturday was a bit weird because of a 5 PM game. That’s just a weird time in my opinion. First, let me say I realize that we need to kick up our tailgating a notch. The group of old people sitting behind us busted out small champagne bottles and glasses just prior to kickoff. Dang. But I can they didn’t have Sonny’s BBQ like we did.

Then there was the game. Lets just say that my prediction on Friday was true for the most part. We struggled all through the first half and things weren’t looking good. By far the highlight in the first half came when one of the FSU fans flipped out at the guy sitting two rows in front of us. Why? Well about 10 minutes early this really young Asian couple walked up to our section, lost as all get out, with a pair of student tickets. Just for the record, this couple didn’t even look like they belonged at a football game and they hardy spoke English. So they asked the guy in front of us (a borderline, no-neck, meathead) if they could just sit in the vacant seats in front of him. The no-neck guy politely explained to them that they needed to find their correct seats. He wasn’t mean about it…he just didn’t want them sitting there.

About 5 minutes later, these two college girls walked up to our section and asked Mr.No-Neck if they could sit there.

You guess what he did.

Needless to say he got high fives from all of us and a, “Well done sir.” from me. Just for the record, that guy wasn’t been racist or anything of the sort…he was just being your typical football watching American dude.

Shortly thereafter this girl about three rows up started dropping the f-bomb. “You gotta be effing kidding me!”, “You’re such as effing a-hole.”, and so on. This went on for a bit until she started getting booed by all of us, with people telling her to shut her mouth and that there were kids around. She eventually got up to leave…screaming something about security. As she walked down the stairs, we all started clapping.

And we got the finger and multiple f-bombs the whole way down.

I could see where why she would get upset…but not to that point.

Anyways, thankfully FSU came out in the 3rd Quarter to score 21 points to more or less win the game. Seriously, friends, we’ve got to get better than that right out of the gate.

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