Woman's Home (no, not the kitchen)

*** ATTENTION LADIES ***

No, this isn't an advertisement about ladies night with free beer or 80's/rave dance night (although I'm sure something can be arranged). In an effort to comply with Equal Opportunity and Affirmative Action, I'm going to give women a chance to be heard. That's right, each month one lucky lady will be able to post an article once every week about whatever they feel like. Yep, you read that right...whatever you want to. Life treating you bad, a guy did you wrong, didn't like something on my site, want to respond to a comment someone made, how-to articles, what not to say to women, ect...you get the idea. It doesn't matter. And I don't want to hear you say, "But I don't have anything to write about." Oh come on, what woman isn't opinionated? You say that men don't understand women, then fill us in. And you have an absolute guarantee that whatever you submit won't be edited at all...well, maybe for grammar and spelling errors. So here's what you get:

-- A link under the Features Section to your article.
-- Your very own email address so you can answer "fan" mail.
-- Up to 4, possibly 5, postings a month (once a week)
-- Unedited, no holds barred, say whatever you want to type articles.

So how do you sign up? Just send me an email with a subject line of, "I want to be heard" and your information. And please don't forget the only requirement: you gotta be female. I can't stress that one enough.

Name The Column Contest

OK girls AND boys. I'm feeling an extreme lack of creativity here. Well, more like laziness, but you get the idea. I need a name for this here column. "Artie'cles" and 'Ramblings of a Sixth Year Senior" have already been taken. All that I ask is that you at least try to be politically correct here. That means no, "Cluck Talk/Weekly" or "PMS Corner". Be creative here people.

So here are the contest rules:

1.) The name has to be somewhere on the corner of political and correctness. Puns (such as the previous one) are highly encouraged.

2.) It has to be short but catchy.

3.) You can submit as many names as you want to in however many emails it takes you.

4.) The contest is open to everyone (i.e. both genders).

5.) Use what's left of your imagination and be creative.

Once you get a hold of a good idea, send me an email with a subject line of, "Name the Column Contest" and your ideas. I'll either pick the top three for a final vote or the one that makes me giggle like a school girl the most. Depends on what I feel like that day.